shrieking-affliction:

disgustinghuman:

orchiddust:

Robot meets other robot…

"I must say that your face sounds familiar…"

That was real cute

Look at this.  This is the start of pokemon robots as pets, I swear it.

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ewmartin:

crazy-jensenackles-fangirl:

so apparently people talk to their pets in baby voices, but when i see my cat i’m just like ‘hey brad’ and he’s like ‘meow’ and the conversation is over.

I don’t know why but for some reason the fact that your cat’s name is brad is hilarious to me

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luvpie1997:

The first words spoken “you’re a real person”„

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aperfectbookshelf:

bigbookadventures:

It is too bad journals can’t speak up and give advice or support.

The last time that happened the Chamber of Secrets was opened

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I still catch myself feeling sad about things that don’t matter anymore.

Kurt Vonnegut (via fawnflesh)
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doctorwho:

missymalice:

thanks to Doctor Who, i can’t hear Toxic without thinking “Ah, yes, a traditional Earth ballad.” 

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youredarrenfreakingpotter:

My dad would tell me that when we were little and people would say to him “wow, four daughters, that’s a lot of weddings to pay for” (because traditionally the bride’s family would pay for the wedding), my dad would respond with “well, we’re hoping at least one of them will be gay so we can split the cost with the other bride’s family”
He said people never knew how to respond

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alvxandra:

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i’ve never seen something so accurate

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